nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via dobrevacurls)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via koschei-the-ginger)

  • Hannibal: *kills a lot of people*
  • Hannibal: *makes everyone believe Will killed them*
  • Hannibal: *destroys Will's life and future*
  • Hannibal: I love you Will
  • Will: *hires a hitman to kill Hannibal*
  • Hannibal: CURSE YOUR SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED BETRAYAL
melancholicgalaxy:

queerical:

thelimpingdoctor:

golgibodies:

just a reminder if you’re bored you can always answer some simple trivia and give rice to people in need.
and it’s absolutely free
http://freerice.com/

And it’s not just vocab! The geography section is really great too!

they also have art, math and science too.

This is super fun! Also I’ve been using the French vocab one and it’s super helpful woah.

melancholicgalaxy:

queerical:

thelimpingdoctor:

golgibodies:

just a reminder if you’re bored you can always answer some simple trivia and give rice to people in need.

and it’s absolutely free

http://freerice.com/

And it’s not just vocab! The geography section is really great too!

they also have art, math and science too.

This is super fun! Also I’ve been using the French vocab one and it’s super helpful woah.

(via crowleyedinthefeels)

ellendegeneres:

Did we fool you?

(via gred-and-forge-weasley)

deductionhunters:

beauxbatonsacademy:

i’d make a penis.

That’s exactly what I expected to see when I scrolled to the bottom

(Source: poyzn, via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

(via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

magical-beep-frog:

so my roommate pranked me today:

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but i got her back:

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fun fact: I told her there were 29

but there were only 25

(via gred-and-forge-weasley)

youcantcancelquidditch:

nightvails:

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

(Source: katzeller, via vvintersoldierbucky)

sonicowls:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

how does that bitch not catch on fire?

Satan isn’t flammable

(Source: kisedbyfire, via thewaywardqueen)

obbsessivefangirl:

lystheni:

we need to bring this back


I did that to my friend once. There was tornado in my area, and she texted me to see if I was alive so I literally said “No. But the afterlife has great reception.”

obbsessivefangirl:

lystheni:

we need to bring this back

I did that to my friend once. There was tornado in my area, and she texted me to see if I was alive so I literally said “No. But the afterlife has great reception.”

(via the--fandom--has--claimed--me)

official-creepypasta:

I would never give this girl shit oh my god.

official-creepypasta:

I would never give this girl shit oh my god.

(Source: official-creepypasta, via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

our-girl-friday:

iguanamouth:

out of it

I have never identified with anything more

our-girl-friday:

iguanamouth:

out of it

I have never identified with anything more

(via captainmischief)