it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
because I want to prove a friend she’s wrong with thinking he’s ugly.
the dudes ass is a maths equation and his face IS the golden ratio
How can anyone say that man is anything less than divine???
You know a guy’s hot when he’s got his own math equation
(Sherlock fandom, I’m looking at you with your Cumberweave equation)
(Source: deanssassbutt, via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
I’ve never seen a more accurate metaphor for the British public
(Source: nightswi-mming, via alwayscarrysalt)
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
(Source: ihaveremade, via throatcvtter)
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
(Source: bepeu, via captainkirkk)
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
(Source: faraashah, via princess-hiddleston)
Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.
but it growled at me
(Source: winter--symphony, via heyitsrev)
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”