legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bertholdty)

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

(via horned-helms-and-ear-hats)

i-see-sams-town:

Best use of the one “fuck” allowed in a PG-13 movie, EVER

(Source: pinkjaeger, via winchesterstragedy)

queensmarystuart:

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

How did boys turn into girls?

(Source: nevver)

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

(Source: music-singing-sun, via vvebpage)

lordbossy:

lornrocks:

greeneyedgarnet:

vonmunsterr:

pink-sodaa:

I just died 😳

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

^^^^

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

What the hell do they mean “overwheight”. She looks perfectly healthy, and as Cece said: GORGEOUS. Woah.

(Source: whorshipment, via interheck)

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(via vvebpage)

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

(via horned-helms-and-ear-hats)

viridianshades:

beloved-dreams:

viridianshades:

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

image

Dr. Horrible took over the world for much cheaper.

It only cost him a Penny

FUCKING STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT, BASTIA-KUN.

No.

(via sirhiddles)

justanewworldfool:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

This is hilarious

(via koschei-the-ginger)

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

(Source: minato-arisato, via ohdear-prongs)

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

(via draco-ferret)

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)